THANKSGIVING 2026 PRE-ORDERS
WE SMOKE IT.
YOU TAKE THE CREDIT.
We tend the smoker.
You practice saying “family recipe.”
Order by: Sun, Nov 22, 3:00 PM
Pickup: Wed, Nov 25, until 7:00 PM
We won't tell your family we smoked it for you, so feel free to take all of the credit.
LIMITED SUPPLY.
WHEN THEY'RE GONE,
THEY'RE GONE.
ORDERS CLOSE
SUNDAY, NOV 22, AT 3:00 PM
After that, it's you,
A FROZEN BIRD,
A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL AT 2X SPEED,
AND THE KNOWLEDGE THAT
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF.
Hardest part of this whole meal...
THIS BUTTON:
Call early to put your name on one.
Pick Your Thanksgiving
☐ THE HARD WAY
What happens after Sunday, Nov 22, at 3 PM
✕ 5 AM alarm
✕ Brine bucket in the bathtub
✕ Smoke detector solo
✕ “Is it supposed to be pink?”
✓ THE BROOKSHIRE WAY
What happens when you call by 3 PM on Nov 22
✓ One phone call
✓ Pajamas until noon
✓ All of the credit
✓ Zero witnesses
How to Pre-Order
Every turkey order is taken by phone, so someone on our team confirms each order with you personally.
1
Call us
Call 706-438-1197 during our open hours:
- Mon - Tue: Closed
- Wed - Sat: 11 AM - 9 PM
- Sunday: 11 AM - 6 PM
2
Reserve your turkey
We'll go over pricing and pickup with you and put your name on a turkey.
3
Pick it up
- Wednesday, November 25
- Until 7:00 PM
- At the Red Caboose
- 270 W Washington St
Madison, GA
Turkey Details
SIZE
12 to 14 pounds
HOW IT COMES
Fully cooked and smoked
ORDER BY
Sunday, November 22, 3:00 PM, or until they sell out
PICKUP
Wednesday, November 25, until 7:00 PM
Questions
How much does a smoked turkey cost?
Pricing is given over the phone when you call to pre-order.
How big are the turkeys?
Each turkey is 12 to 14 pounds, fully cooked and smoked.
How many people does it feed?
In theory, the whole table. In practice, someone takes one bite, realizes it's smoked, and disappears with it. Everyone else gets sides. We're still working on an official count.
Can I order a turkey online or in the app?
No. Turkey pre-orders are taken by phone only, so we can confirm each order with you.
How long can I procrastinate in placing my order?
Until Sunday, November 22, at 3:00 PM, unless our limited supply sells out first. This is reality, not a threat. There is a reason why people have already ordered their smoked turkey before this page went live.
When do I pick it up?
Wednesday, November 25, until 7:00 PM, at the Red Caboose, 270 W Washington St, Madison, GA.
When to Call
Call during our open hours
to reserve your turkey.
Mon - Tue: Closed
Wed - Sat: 11:00 - 9:00
Sunday: 11:00 - 6:00
Address: 270 W Washington St, Madison, GA 30650
KNOW A TURKEY DISASTER
WAITING TO HAPPEN?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS
YOUTUBE A TURKEY.
SHARE TO SAVE THANKSGIVING:
RESERVE YOUR SMOKED TURKEY
Limited quantity. Order by Sunday, November 22, 3:00 PM.
*Side effects may include compliments, second helpings
and a suspiciously well-rested host.